DOUBLE ENTRY FRIDAY!

I don't care how cute your jeans are, or how skinny you were, or how skinny you want to be again. If you can not button and zipper them, then don't fucking wear them, at least not out in public, on broad street, at 7pm. Your gut pushing out through the zipper? Not cute. OK, maybe you're pregnant; you know what? still, either get maternity pants or a longer shirt.

and if you choose to dress in such a manner, when a group of dudes standing on the corner all start with "NICE PANTS! hahahahah!" You have no right, at all, to get pissed off and give them the finger.

don't make a spectacle of yourself and then get pissy that people are looking.